There are a number of different Funny Patches on The Cheap Place. Some of these stock patches are fun phrases or sayings that are hilarious, while others are insulting or a bit rude. Then there's this Asstastic Patch. This might be a new word for some people, it's not really a word at all, but a combination of the words 'ass' and 'fantastic'. It's also found in the Ladies Patches section, so it's mostly aimed at women, although some guys could add it to their jackets, too.
What exactly does Asstastic mean? It has several different interpretations. You could certainly say a woman with a great behind is asstastic. It's a compliment to her. If she's got a fantastic ass, let her know, although you might have to explain what the word means. On the other hand, you can also use it as a swear word. 'That's just freaking asstastic' might mean something is really crappy. You could even use it as an exclamation of excitement: 'How asstastic!'. Since it's really just a nonsense word with no set definition, asstastic can mean just about whatever you want it to.
This patch is done in pink lettering with a black background. It's not rectangular; instead, the patch follows the outlines of the letters. It roughly measures 4 by 1.25. Since it has a slightly irregular shape, it can fit in spaces other patches might not. Like all patches on The Cheap Place, it can be sewn or ironed on.
