One of the best parts of a motorcycle rider's life is riding down the highway, the wind in his hair and his bike purring between his legs. But while riding down the road is great, another great activity takes place in the bedroom. Who doesn't love a hot time between the sheets? But the little lady isn't always accommodating. If you don't get much action in the bedroom, you can make fun of it by wearing this If My Wife Would Let Me Patch. You'll find this patch in the Funny Patches category.
'If my wife would let me ride her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now' is the full text on this patch. If only it were as easy to jump on your wife as it is to jump on your bike! Then you'd be at home all the time. In fact, you might never ride your bike again because you'd be in the bedroom all the time.
This patch measures four inches by one and a half inches tall. While it does have a lot of text on it, the letters are still large enough to read, and they're embroidered in white so they really stand out. This patch can be ironed on to a lot of different clothing, but if it's made from leather or nylon, you'll need to sew it on. In fact, sewing it on can make it look more professional than ironing it on, even though the ironing method is easier.
There are a lot of different appliques available on The Cheap Place. In addition to purchasing them individually, you can also purchase wholesale patches. This allows you to quickly stock up on patches to resell while saving money.
