There are a lot of hilarious patches on The Cheap Place, and some of them involve beer. One of these great beer patches is the Beer is Food Patch. That's exactly what it says: 'Beer is Food'. If you believe this statement, then you need to put this patch on one of your articles of clothing.
Beer is food. It seems like a very simple statement, but for some people, it's a philosophy. These people don't need anything to sustain them except beer. It's drink, food, and maybe even a replacement for the air they breathe. Beer is a way of life.
These people know their beers. They can tell you all about the differences between light and dark beers, German beers, Japanese beers, and why beer is superior to wine and liquor. They are the people who drink at one bar until it closes, go to another one and, after it closes, still feel sober. They don't just drink you under the table, they drink you under the floor and under the table down in the basement.
The Beer is Food patch measure four inches long by one and a half inches tall. It's embroidered in white on a black background. It has a die cut border that makes it easy to sew onto leather, plus the back is coated with a heat-sensitive adhesive that can be used to attach the patch to other materials using an iron. If you love beer, know everything about it, and can live on it, this is the patch for you.
