Some people grow into assholes over the years. They have to deal with so much crap that they start acting like assholes to everyone around them. Some other people turn into assholes after being surrounded by similar people for years. But then there are those who were born genuine assholes. It's like they came out of the womb that way. If that describes you, you should label yourself with this Genuine Asshole Made in USA Patch. It's a fun Embroidered Patch available on The Cheap Place.
This patch is done in the same general shape as a Harley Davidson logo, so in a way, it's making fun of Harley riders. The orange, white, and black color scheme is also the same as those used by Harley. But it can apply to so many other people! In fact, it applies to all types of people. The Made in the USA part doesn't necessarily mean you were 'made' in the U.S. since assholes come from all around the world. But it does play on the stereotype of the rude, crass American.
There are a lot of biker patches out there that call people assholes and other names, but most of them are aimed at others. This patch is made to mock yourself or let people know that you're an asshole and proud of it. It's a fun patch that measures three inches across by two and three quarters inches tall. It uses rayon embroidery thread and a twill patch, plus the back is coated with a special heat-activated plastic that melts when it's heated with an iron. This makes it fairly easy to attach to most types of clothing. You can also sew the patch on using a standard needle and thread.
