Do you have a great butt and want people to know about it? If so, you might want to add a Don't Let My Phat Ass Scare You Patch to the back of your pants. It's one of the Funny Patches, and it's sure to get a laugh. It might also help draw attention to your ass and snag you a man. This patch is aimed at women, but a guy could add it to his biker patches for a few laughs.
If you're not familiar with the word 'phat', you may wonder what the heck this patch is even talking about. Is a phat ass a good thing or a bad thing? Phat is one of those new slang words that means cool. It's sometimes spelled P.H.A.T., which stands for Pretty Hot And Tempting. Some people think it makes them sound gangsta and tough, but it really doesn't. In fact, phat isn't as popular as it once was. During the late 90s, it seemed like everyone was using this word. Now the 'cool' kids don't use it quite as much, but it's still popular with those who grew up during the 90s.
This patch features light blue lettering outlined in purple, making it a very feminine looking patch. It measures three inches wide by one and a half inches high. You can sew it on to leather using the die cut borders or iron it on with the heat-activated adhesive on the back. It's a cool patch that seems perfect for the back of your jeans.