If you're an Asshole, This Patch May Explain Why

My parents said so I became an asshole patch'You're such an asshole!'  You've probably heard people yell that at you before.  But why are you an asshole?  Well, there could be a number of reasons.  Maybe you have some repressed anger.  Maybe you're having a horrible day.  Maybe life has treated you like crap.  Or maybe, as this patch reads, you're just doing what your parents said to do.  This My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch features a funny saying: 'My Parents said I could be anything so I became an asshole'.

Well, most of the time, parents do say that you can be anything when you grow up.  So hey, what's to stop you from being an asshole?  That's something, after all.  This is a great way of putting all the responsibility on your parents!  You can blame them for you being such an asshole.  Doing so is a move only a real asshole would make, of course, so just by wearing this relative themed patch, you're making yourself into an even bigger ass!  You might not want to let your parents see this patch, not unless you know they'll find it funny!

The words on this patch are embroidered in white on a black background.  They're very easy to read, especially since the font used is a very standard one.  Even though the patch only measures one and a half inches tall, the words are still readable.  It features die cut black borders that make it very easy to sew it on to leather material.  If you're putting it on other items, you can iron it on using the heat-activated plastic backing.  It's quick and easy.  If you need more of these patches, you can purchase them wholesale.

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