There are several different sayings and ways of showing how confused you are. You can make a weird face, shrug your shoulders, or just smile and nod. If you've got your biker jacket on hand, you could add this fun Sayings Patch to it and point at it. This Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch is hilarious and gets your point across. It's one of many different in stock patches on The Cheap Place that will get others attention.
The patch reads, "I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar". The image this conjures up is a big room full of women with no shirts on. A nursing baby would have no idea where to go first, he would have a lot of different options. A similar way of phrasing this would be something like being as confused as a starving man in the middle of an all you can eat buffet. Next time you're confused, you can use this hilarious phrase to make people laugh. Plus, it can be a great way to cover up your confusion and move the conversation on to something that's not as confusing.
This patch measures 4 by 1.75 inches. It's a rectangular patch with white text on a black background. The patch features die cut borders that make it easy to sew it onto leather. If you're putting it on something other than leather, you can use the heat-activated backing to iron it on. This fun patch is a great saying to add to any jacket.
