There are a lot of different ways you can let women know you're interested in them (or men, if you're a woman 'who says women can't be vulgar'). There's the sly wink, the bad pick-up line, the smooth pick-up line (which is very different from the bad lines), or the flat out 'hey, baby, wanna fuck'? You can also advertise that you're available for a wild night in the bedroom by putting some of these sex-related vulgar patches on your jacket. One that's sure to get some attention is the Orgasm Donor Patch.
This patch is a take on the organ donor option that appears on driver's licenses and other identification cards. By checking that box, you agree that, when you die, your body will be donated so that any of your useful organs can do to those who need them. It also allows medical researchers to use your body for research if you died from a certain type of illness.
That's all well and good, but it has nothing to do with an orgasm donor. If you've got this patch on your jacket, it says you're willing to help others get off, you're donating an orgasm or two to them. Naturally, most people want to have a few orgasms in return, but that's almost guaranteed.
This patch is circular and measures three inches across. It features a red medical cross and lettering on a grey background. The patch has a thick die cut grey border around it. It can be sewn or ironed on to different materials.
Need to have sex? Slap this patch on your jacket and see if it helps you get lucky!
