Today's post comes straight from the Funny Patches section, though I'm sure my wife wouldn't be amused if I bought one for her. It's the 3"x3" Beautiful Intelligent Bitch patch in red, white, and black.
To be honest, I've never associated any of the character traits listed on this patch with bitchy woman. In fact, with the exception of the last trait on the list (because I don't normally inquire as to whether or not a woman is horny), it seems that every bitch I've ever known is just the opposite. But I guess that's what makes it funny.
I could think of a few ladies in my life for whom this patch would be perfect. However, they keep lists. If I were to buy each of them one, I would make it onto a whole bunch of lists - lists that can last a lifetime. I already have enough trouble with my own wife; I don't need to be put on a list.
Ladies, I think if you want one of these patches you'll probably have to buy it yourself. I'll guess and say you already have a place in mind to mount it. Perhaps on the front of a denim jacket, a biker vest, a purse, or a pair of jeans? Remember that everything at The Cheap Place can be purchased at a reduced rate for resale. Wholesale patches are available simply by opening an account with the company.
