If you're married, you understand exactly what keeping your wife happy means. If she's unhappy, your life may end up becoming a living hell. She'll yell at you for every little thing, demand you be home whenever she needs you, and much more. Plus, she probably won't feel like doing much of anything in the bedroom! Keeping her happy, then, means you get to be happy. The Happy Wife Happy Life Patch pretty much sums it up: if she's happy, it's all good! This patch is one of the Saying Patches.
Keeping the wife happy doesn't have to be a chore. In fact, it's the basis of a good marriage. You don't have to go all out and give her everything she wants, of course. There are little things you can do to keep her happy. Bring her flowers every now and then. Take her out to dinner. One thing that will make her unhappy is if you keep putting off those household chores she needs done, so be sure to keep up with them as best you can. These are just a few of the things it takes to make both a happy wife and a happy life!
This patch measures 4 by 1.5 inches. It's done in white on a black background and has thick die-cut borders all the way around it. It can be sewn on to leather or ironed onto any other material. It's a fun patch to wear on your jacket or vest if you've been married, but make sure your wife has a sense of humor before you order it. You don't want to ruin your happy life by upsetting her!
