This Patch Declares You're a Mean Son of a Bitch

Valley of the Shadow of Death PatchA lot of the different Sayings Patches available on The Cheap Place take a traditional phrase and twist it just a bit to make it hilarious or to point out how dumb people can be.  This patch, called the Walk Through The Valley Of Shadow Of Death Patch, is one of the first.  It takes what is a fairly well known biblical version and turns it into a funny line that lets people know you're a badass who doesn't take crap from people and isn't afraid of anything.

The full text on this patch reads, Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.  It's a twist on the popular Psalm 23.  While the Psalm depicts God as a shepherd protecting His flock in the dark valley, the patch makes it clear that mean sons of bitches don't fear anything because, well, they're tough enough to handle themselves.  Let people know you can handle yourself.

This patch measures four inches wide by two inches tall.  It's has embroidered white text on a black background, and while there is a lot of writing, it's not too difficult to read.  The patch can be ironed on to your clothing using the heat-activated adhesive on the back, but if you're putting it on leather, be sure to sew it on so you don't damage the material.  This is just one of many in stock patches you can use to decorate your biker gear.

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