When someone cuts you off on your way to work, the proper thing is to honk your horn at them. Let them know they're driving like a maniac. Or honk to let them know the light is green and they need to put the cell phone away and drive. But most assholes don't deserve a honk, they need a one-fingered salute. Flip them off and watch them get angry! Then point to your Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch to let them know it's your only option. It might not make them any less pissed, but at least you'll have a good laugh. This is one of the Funny Patches on The Cheap Place.
When a person is having a bad day, or when they have major road rage, they're likely to flip the bird all the time. Of course, this makes other people get pissed and leads to more road rage. Then there's the fact that most of the time, your horn is working just perfectly! But after laying on the horn over and over, it may not be getting the job done. In that case, it's time to raise your hand and extend the middle finger!
This embroidered patch measures four inches long by an inch and three-quarters tall. The embroidered phrase "horn broken watch for finger" is done in white thread on a black background. The patch also has black die cut borders all the way around it. These borders make it easy to sew the patch on leather or nylon clothing. You can sew it on to other materials, too, or you can iron it on using the heat-activated plastic on the back of the patch.
