One of the biggest things getting drunk does is make ugly people look hot. It doesn't seem to matter what you think about these people when you're sober once you get some beer in you, they suddenly become the most attractive person you've ever seen, and you completely forget that you thought they were dog ugly just a few hours ago. You might even end up in bed with them. These Beer Patches bear a message to these ugly people. The Dear Ugly People, You're Welcome, Sincerely, Alcohol Patch is funny while also reminding us of the power of drinking.
This is one of a number f stock patches on The Cheap Place that can certainly be insulting, especially to those who aren't exactly pretty. On the other hand, most biker people and those who drink a lot will find it funny. Why? Because it's so true. Most people have at some point in their lives been so drunk that everyone looks incredibly attractive.
This beer patch measures 2.5 by 1.5 inches, so it's somewhat small. However, the text is large enough to be read pretty easily. The font is a little different it's done in a script font that looks like handwriting, which works since it's supposed to be a little love letter from alcohol to the ugly people. You can iron this patch on to most materials using an iron, but if you want to put it on leather, you should sew it on. Heat and leather do not mix well, and you don't want to damage your jacket or vest.
