Drinking can get you in a lot of trouble. For example, it can lead you to sleep with someone you might not otherwise even look at twice. Getting to that point, though, does take some time. Going from your first drink to sleeping with someone takes an evening. At some point, you'll have that magic drink that turns an ugly woman into a beautiful goddess. But if you see her before you get to that point, well, you need another drink! That's what this patch is for. If you aren't quite drunk enough, point to the You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch. It's one of the Beer Patches on The Cheap Place.
How many drinks does it take for people to suddenly look amazingly attractive to you? Most people probably need to go through a few rounds. If you find yourself needing a few more drinks, you might also find yourself unable to speak clearly. All you need to do is point to this patch and let her know that she should come back after you drink a little bit more.
Like almost all stock patches, this drinking patch can be sewn on to leather or ironed on to any other material. It measures 4 by 1.5 inches and has white text embroidered on a black background.
