A lot of people get drunk from time to time, but there's a big difference between getting drunk and getting so shit-faced that you forget what's going on. A lot of people only get that drunk once and then swear to never do it again, but if you're a hardcore beer lover, you might find yourself hitting that point fairly often. If you do, you need a I Will Not Remember Any of This Patch to wear on your jacket or vest. This fun Beer Patch does a few things for you.
Most of the time, when we get drunk, we do hit on people we might not usually hit on. It's an unfortunate truth that beer goggles make people look a lot more attractive than they really are. She might become clingy and want to be more than just a one-night stand, and that's where you make sure she knows you won't remember anything that happened, so there's nothing to look forward to. You probably won't even remember her name the next morning! You can also claim you won't remember anything that happens as a way of denying responsibility. If your biker friends are going to do something stupid, you can claim you were way too drunk to know what happened. Plausible deniability is always good!
This Sayings Patch measures three inches wide by two inches tall. The white lettering on the black background makes it very easy to read, and the small size means it won't take up a lot of space. The patch can be ironed on to many types of material, although if you're putting it on leather or nylon, you'll need to sew it on. You can also purchase this patch as part of a wholesale order if you need multiple copies of it.
