This Patch Let's People Know How Many Beers You Need

8 beers away from being my type funny patchEver find someone who you find totally unattractive, then after a few drinks, suddenly she's starting to look pretty good?  It happens more often than you might like to think, especially if you tend to go out drinking every weekend.  You may even find yourself going to bed with a really attractive woman only to wake up next to someone who is, shall we say, less than beautiful?  No, there wasn't some kind of switch in the middle of the night.  You just sobered up!  If you want to let women know that you might see them in a different light after a few drinks, you should wear this 8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Patch.

This Funny Patch definitely makes fun of how a person's perception can be warped by alcohol.  It's not just beer that causes this effect, even though the term 'beer goggles' was coined for just this occasion.  While it's not exactly something you'd want to brag about, knowing that your perception and judgment go out the window after you've had a few drinks too many is good to know.  It's also nice of your to warn women that once you've had eight or so beers, you're going to be hitting on anything that moves!

This patch measures four inches wide by an inch and a half tall.  While it does have a lot of text, it's still large enough that you can read it.  The letters are embroidered in white on a black background, too, which also makes it easy to read.  The patch can be attached via iron if you're not putting it on leather, or by sewing it on if you do want to add it to a leather item.

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