There aren't a lot of things you want to be woke up for. You really don't want to get up for work or to do chores around the house. However, there are some things that are definitely worth getting up for, like sex. Who wouldn't pick sex over sleep? This If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch lists two things you'll get up for: sex and bacon! Sex is great and all, but bacon is also really tasty, and the smell of this tasty meat will drag you out of bed. This is one of the Funny Patches you can find on The Cheap Place.
There's not a lot of things you might consider to be as awesome as sex, but bacon is one of them. People seem to be all about bacon lately. There are now bacon flavored chips, sauces, and there are even cupcakes made with bacon! Everyone seems to suddenly love bacon. You can even find some t-shirts with bacon jokes on them! It's weird, but bacon is everywhere now. You'd think it was as great as sex.
This iron on applique measures four inches across by an inch and a half tall. It can be a biker vest patch, or you can put it on a jacket, cap, or just about any other item made from cloth or leather. You can use it to personalize your clothing or give new life to old items. It's easy to attach. For most materials, you can iron it on with a household iron. However, for leather or nylon, or to give it a more professional look, you might want to sew it on with black thread.
