There are a lot of different saying patches on The Cheap Place. Some are funny, some are insulting, and some say the things you're thinking. That's what the Aint Limping Aint Shit Patch does. It tells all those people staring at your limp that if you ain't limping, then you ain't shit.
Poor grammar aside (and really, doesn't that make this patch that much better?), the patch is aimed squarely at those who don't seem to stop themselves from staring at someone who is a little bit different. It doesn't necessarily have to be a limp. People will stare at just about anything: a birthmark, a missing limb, a person in a wheelchair. Some people just don't have any idea how much their staring hurts, and so they continue to do it all the time.
Those people need a reminder that their staring can be hurtful. That's what this patch does. It flat out tells people that hey, if you don't have some kind of wound to show what you've been through, then you haven't really been through anything at all. You're not much of anything if you don't have at least one battle scar, this patch seems to be saying. It is true that some people go through life avoiding getting their hands dirty while staring and making fun of those who do, but some people carry their wounds on the inside. Be sure you're not insulting someone who has these types of psychological limps.
The Aint Limping patch measures 4 by 1.25 and has a die cut border all the way around it for easy sewing. You can also iron it on to clothing using the heat-activated adhesive on the back.
