Do you need a little sex? How about a little bit of sexual harassment? If you haven't had any sex for a while, you might be open to either! While we usually think of sexual harassment as a negative thing, especially at work, some people actually enjoy it. If you're to the point of wanting anything, even a little sexual harassment, you can wear this I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch. It's definitely meant as a joke, of course, but you might get a little bit of fun out of it. You'll find it in the Saying Patches category.
Sexual harassment is usually not welcome, especially in the workplace. There, it's considered one of the worst things a person can do and usually leads to being fired. But when you're in the bar getting drunk, well, it's almost expected. Someone's going to have a few too many and get a little grabby. But no one really calls it sexual harassment then. Instead, they usually enjoy it, or at least aren't that bothered by it.
This little patch measures four inches wide by an inch and a half tall. It's a great embroidered patch that can be added to many different types of items: jackets, vests, caps, belts, bags, anything made from canvas or leather material. The back of this patch is coated with a special plastic material that melts when heated. This means you can attach it to your clothing by using a simple household iron. However, this technique doesn't work with leather or nylon because the heat will ruin the material. It also doesn't create the most professional look. For that, you need to sew your patches on.
