I know this guy who really thinks he is God's gift to the world and to be honest he really isn't that hot at all. I went to school with him and I'm sure it was his confidence and charm that saw him always have a girl on his arm. One thing is for sure myself and my girlfriends couldn't quite see the attraction. I have to say I think he actually got a few whacks with the ugly stick when he was born.
That might not sound too nice for me to say and I wouldn't normally because I really do believe that beauty is on the inside but when I say someone hit him with the ugly stick, I'm sure he was hit both inside and out. He can do his best to charm the ladies but it never lasts because he is a complete asshole.
The fact that he thinks he is something special also gets on my nerves. I cannot bear a man who so clearly needs a personality transplant, thinking that every woman should fall down at his knees. He even has a When God Made Me He Was Showing Off Patch on his biker gear which he is so proud of. Seriously he really needs to wake up and have a proper look in the mirror. I'm sure his mother must be to blame. I know that every mother thinks their own child is beautiful but deep down they must know when they are a far cry from Brad Pitt!
The reason I am so annoyed with this dude is the fact that he has turned his attention towards me now. As I said, we went to school together but we also live in the same neighborhood. And because I have never fallen for his charms, he feels the need to try and win me over. But to get anywhere with me, he is going to need to do some serious work on his attitude. Actually scrap that, I have known him too long to think he will ever change his ways and I really don't think I could ever change my feelings towards him. I just hope he gets bored soon and moves on to some other poor unsuspecting woman.
Did I mention I have a motorcycle too? Well I love heading out on my bike and he feels that because we have this in common that we were made for each other. Every time I head out on my bike for a ride he's never far behind me and to be honest it is really starting to wear thin now. He can't even take a hint. I have tried to tell him how great it is to ride out on your own with nothing else but your own thoughts but he really doesn't think that his presence is included in this. This is of course, because he could never imagine any woman not wanting to be with him.
I even bought the Admitting You're An Asshole Is The First Step Patch for his benefit but he just thought I meant it for someone else. I'm tearing my hair out now because although he is a creep, I don't want to be completely blunt with him because I might hurt his feelings. Hopefully he will meet someone else soon and I will be able to get back to what I love best, riding out on my own on my beautiful bike!
