Have you ever been in a bar or trying to eat lunch when some guy comes up and starts talking to you like he's your bro? Like the two of you are best friends who have known each other for years? Sometimes the guy expects you to be on his side of a debate even though he doesn't know you at all. Let him know you don't really appreciate this by wearing the Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch. It's one of the Funny Patches on The Cheap Place, and while it certainly is humorous, it can be practical, too.
The term 'bro' has been expanded in recent years. Before, it was just short for brother. If a guy was your bro, he had your back, and you had his. Now, there's an entire 'bro code' for guys. This code supposedly dictates how guys are supposed to treat each other, especially when women are concerned. Another recent invention is the 'bromance', or a close relationship between two guys.
But it's one thing to have a bromance with your best friend, but it's another thing when a random guy comes up and starts acting like you're his bro. It's rude and annoying. If you want to get rid of him, just point to this patch and hope he gets the hint. It measures 4 by 1.5 inches and features blocky white text on black, so it's easy to read. This is just one of many in stock patches on The Cheap Place that can be ordered online for a low price.