A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Could also be a person that gets all the ass.
So if you're a assman or know a assman please do yourself a favor and buy this assman embroidered patch from us at TheCheapPlace, you won't regret it.
Sew it on your favorite leather biker jacket or vest and you're all set. While you're here check out our large selection of other offensive sayings patches.
