Over in the Funny Patches section there's one called the I Am Jack Shit patch. It's only 4" x 1" but it packs a lot of laughs if you stop and think about.
If you don't get it, it's a play on a pretty common American idiom which says, "You don't know Jack shit!" We say it to tell other people they have no clue what it is they're talking about - for example, when a buddy is trying to explain to us the finer points of the NFL lockout. A wife might say it to a girlfriend who's trying to explain to her what her husband is really like, and a teenager might throw it at a father trying to tell him what to do.
The patch implies that if you don't know the wearer, then you don't know Jack shit - because the wearer is Jack shit! By the same token, if you do know the wearer you also know... Get it?
I've always thought that the best place for this one would be right across the back shoulder of a leather vest. The only problem with my theory is that it's probably too small to be easily seen in that area. Nonetheless, it would also do well on a front pocket, maybe sewn to a pair of biker gloves, or even right above your club rank patch. Then you could watch to see how long it takes people to figure it out.
