Patches that Says Something about Yourself

I've been sorting out over 1500 different saying patches we have on my big work table as I get ready to take videos of them all. I had to do some sorting and figure out a way to put similar stuff in the same video. (It would be quite tedious to do a video for each one of these patches so I decided to make 5-6 of them per video). This group here I categorized it as patches that say something about yourself. Well don't they all? Although if you spend a few hours staring at these patches you tend to group them in your head into different similarities. For example, these say something about the person wearing it, this one is insulting the person reading, this one is giving some worldly advice, this one is calling the one reading it to action, this one is asking a question. Yeah I went a little nuts trying to find some scientific method of splitting them. Here is a batch of patches that says something about yourself.