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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7753 by Ivamis Trading Patches
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  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch
  • 4x1.5 inch
  • This is an Embroidered Patch for Clothing
  • Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
  • Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats
  • Designed for Biker and Veterans
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  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch, Funny Saying Patches, Sew or Iron on Patch shown on hand for size comparison
  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch, Funny Saying Patches, Sew or Iron on Patch shown on leather vest
  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch shown on jeans
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Product Information

  • Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
  • Color: Black / White
  • Fabric: Twill
  • Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
  • Borders: Embroidered Laser Cut Borders
  • Patch Style: Text Only
  • Material: Twill Fabric, Rayon Thread, Plastic Backing
  • Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 285 Degrees Fahrenheit.
  • Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and press the iron on top of your patch as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. A household iron will not work as good as a heat press. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon. Watch Video
  • SKU: P7753

  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch Description:

    We love saying patches here at The Cheap Place because they allow our customers to say things with embroidery they probably wouldn't utter with their own mouths. For example, have you ever heard someone tell you to not be a cuntasaurus? Probably not. But thanks to this wonderful, embroidered patch, you can now tell people that very thing.

    The Don't Be a Cuntasaurus patch holds nothing back. It is not afraid of sensors or overly sensitive people who can't take a joke. It is not afraid of anything. It's an embroidered patch, for crying out loud!

    If nothing else, this patch begs the question: what is a cuntasaurus, exactly? Is it a prehistoric cunt that goes back millions of years? And if so, can I go to my local history museum and find a life size replica thereof? Or perhaps a cuntasaurus is just an older person who behaves like a cunt. Then again, maybe it's just any person who has to be a big cunt to everybody else around them.

    We don't know the answer. It's a tricky one. But we do know that this embroidered biker patch would look fantastic on a leather vest or jacket. We think it would look pretty cool on that bandana you wear on your head. If you want to be exceptionally awesome, you can buy two of them and sew one to each of your riding gloves – just above the knuckles.

    As with all our embroidered patches, this one is made with high quality materials including 100% rayon thread. This is a high-quality piece that should give you many years of reliable service. If you're sewing the patch in place, we recommend a tight stitch all the way around the border to prevent it from curling up.

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