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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7079 by Ivamis Trading Patches 5/5 1 review

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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P7079
UPC: 840358403579
Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch Description:
Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. The Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch features plastic iron on backing and clean laser cut embroidered borders.

If you were born any time between 1965 in the early 1980s, you probably remember watching Sesame Street during its glory years. You remember characters like Mr. Hooper and Gordon. You remember the waiter falling down the stairs while caring a platter full of goodies. Ah, yes. Those were the good old days.

As an adult however, you suddenly realize that the things you learned from Sesame Street didn't prepare you for life in the real world. Well, we have an embroidered biker patch that says just that. As much as you loved Sesame Street as a kid, it did not prepare you for life in the real world.

The Sesame Street Didn't Prepare Me for Any of This Shit funny patch takes a humorous look at what could be considered a childhood institution. It's a reminder that life on TV is never reality. It's too bad so many adults never learned that lesson. They still live their lives in a fantasy world that looks nothing like reality.

You can do your bit to shake them out of that stupor by proudly displaying this biker patch on a shirt, jacket, or vest. Its white block letters against a black background make it easy to see and read. You just have to find a spot on a piece of clothing that's as conspicuous as possible. And when people see it and laugh, be prepared to laugh with them. Without laughter, we'll all go crazy.

This is just one of many funny patches we have in our collection. Funny patches are great conversation starters and a way to relieve some tension. If this one doesn't fit your sense of humor, look at the rest of our funny biker patches. You are bound to find something.