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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P4117 by Ivamis Trading Patches 5/5 2 reviews

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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. Twill Fabric.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P4117
UPC: 840358424192
This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch Description:
This Beer Tastes Like I'm not Going to Work Today Patch is embroidered in Black / White. Measures 4x1.5 inches. The patch can be sewn or ironed on. Do not iron on patches to leather or nylon material.

Its amazing how people's perspectives change when faced with a number of obstacles or when under the influence of alcohol. One minute you think that you are God's gift to women and that you would only settle for the hottest chick in the bar.

You can keep this pretense up for a while but sooner or later you might just have to lower your standards. There is no point in sitting there preaching about how you can have any girl you want if they just don't want you back!

So what do you do if faced with problems like this? Many men can relate to this amusing patch which can be found at TheCheapplace.com. The 'If All Else Fails Lower Your Standards Patch' is the perfect patch for the man who has finally realized that he may not be the super stud that he thinks he is. There have been many times that men have been aiming too high and are knocked down a peg or two by that 'hottie' at the bar.

The only thing to do in a situation like this is to look around the bar and as the patch says, get them standards lowered a bit. This usually works I have to say. Although it might not be something that we want to admit but when needs must! You will usually find that you have better luck if you don't shoot for the top straight from the off.

On the other hand you can sometimes lower your standards without even realizing. All you need to do in this case is put your 'beer goggle's on. After one or two (cases) of beer you'd be amazed at the amount of hot chicks in the bar that you hadn't even realized were there. Great, huh?

Some people underestimate the power of beer, it can actually magically transform even the not so pretty ladies into divine goddesses just wanting to find their own god, you!

So that is why there are quite a few guys who will appreciate the 'One More Beer And I'm All Yours patch'. This patch says it like it is. All you need to do is keep on knocking back those beers and you can have anyone (and lets be honest here, anyone could have you too).

But at the end of the day isn't that what life is all about, having fun and enjoying ourselves. Although I'm not too sure if many ladies out there would agree with me!