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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch - 4x1.75 inch

P1093 by Ivamis Trading Patches 5/5 2 reviews

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.75 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.75 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. Twill Fabric.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P1093
UPC: 840358415183
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch Description:
Now that is a hot selling patch for a reason. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Aren't you tired of the same monthly assault from your wife or your teenage daughters?

The patch is embroidered in white over black. Measures 4x1.75 inches. So who infact lit the fuse on your tampon?

Every month my wife turns from a loving, caring mother into Godzilla. PMS is blamed for the fact that nobody can speak without her having a go at them and things that are normally accepted by her in her usual carefree, laid back manner really seem to wind her up.

For example a couple of weeks ago, I was vacuuming the den when I happened to knock over one of her plants. It was no big deal, just a little bit of the muck tipped on the floor and the plant was fine. She laughed and told me I was clumsy and she picked up the plant and that was that. I vacuumed up the mess and no damage done!

So last week, the same thing happened. I know I should have been more careful but after her reaction on the previous occasion, I though I'd be in the clear. How wrong was I? I really should have been more in tune to the time of the month but being a man I just didn't think. Well if I tell you World War III nearly broke out in our house, I would not be exaggerating! She flipped and started screaming at me and her face was bright red. Boy was I sorry I hadn't been more careful. Even the cat ran for cover. A couple of hours later she was fine again and peace descended once more. However I was still not fully recovered from the attack and wanted to get my own back.

I read about this fantastic site where you can buy great embroidered patches for your biker jacket. It was called TheCheapplace.com, and I was not disappointed with what I found. I sifted through the range of patches and came across one which I am saving for another episode. I fully expect to have to put up with round two in about three weeks or so but this time I'll be ready. The Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch is bound to piss her off even more but it will be worth it. I've got to get my kicks somehow.

I also found another embroidered patch which I think will be great for her jacket. The Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch is something that I'm sure will apply after she lays eyes on the other patch. She is bound to want to gouge my eyes out so it will probably call for a bottle of wine or two to calm her down and to ensure that I am protected that night when its time for bed!