I learnt how to speak English when I was 11 years old. It was so easy to learn that after a year I could understand and explain myself as well. It took a few years to get rid of the accent which people say I still have. I've seen a lot of patches such as Speak English or get the f*ck out. Why not Speak English, or if you don't learn it. It's so easy even a caveman can do it. The patch is embroidered with white thread over black fabric, measures a perfect size of 4x1.75 inches. Sew it or iron it on. Iron on backing and die cut borders are standard with all the patches I make.