Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. The Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch features plastic iron on backing and clean laser cut embroidered borders.
Do you know how some people can seem so sweet and nice in one setting, then turn into monsters in another? We all know people like that. Maybe some of us are those people. Either way, we have the perfect embroidered patch to describe them. Here's what it says:
"Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit."
That about says it all, right? The fact that it is true only reinforces the old adage that says you can't judge a book by its cover. You never know what is truly inside a person until the pressures of life force it to come out. And what comes out isn't always pretty.
If you'd like to let certain people know that you have the goods on them, this is the perfect biker patch for you. Let's be honest, the wording doesn't pull punches. It isn't ambiguous or misleading. It says it like it is.
On the outside chance that the patch describes you, wearing it counts as fair warning to people who might cross you. You can always say that the patch on your chest told them everything they need to know. It is their fault if they read it and chose not to believe it.
All sarcasm aside, we have lots of funny biker patches like this one. They come in a variety of sizes and color pallets. Some of them are witty, some are sarcastic, some are funny enough to make you split your sides laughing. Be sure to take a look through our entire inventory if this particular patch doesn't suit you.
Whether or not you are a beautifully wrapped box of shit, here's betting this patch made you laugh. Sew it on your jacket and make someone else laugh. Spread the love around.