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Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch - 4x1.25 inch

P1404 by Ivamis Trading Patches 5/5 2 reviews

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Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.25 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.25 inch
Color: Black / White / Yellow
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. Twill Fabric.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P1404
UPC: 840358420552
Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch Description:
Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Patch. Embroidered with iron on backing. Measures 4x1.25 inches.

For those who turn into assholes instantly after having a few beers. Warn others, or use it as a funny patch to get others to laugh. You can sew it on to your leather vest or iron it on to hats and shirts.

My husband loves a beer and sometimes I actually think he loves it too much. All you really have to do to be sure of getting into an argument with him is to make sure he is stacked up with a load of beer. And it's not just me that falls foul of his temper when he has a few beers inside him. Anyone unlucky enough to be in the vicinity will get it in the neck.

He's not violent but he does like to argue when he's drunk. He's very opinionated and quite often will have something to say no matter what the topic of conversation is. And no matter what other people's opinions are on the topic, he will always have to argue. He is always right in his opinion. Thankfully he tends to be quite remorseful the next morning and lately he has been shying away from beer, in fact alcohol in general and I think it might have something to do with the patch that I bought for his biker jacket.

We both love to head out on his bike whenever we get the chance and we each have a stylish leather jacket. I often go looking for embroidered patches to apply to these jackets as I think they look really cool. So the last time I was searching online, I found this patch which I think is perfect for him. The Instant Asshole Add Beer patch is so fitting that I bought it and sewed it on as soon as it arrived. He laughed about it but I have noticed a significant reduction in the amount of alcohol consumed since then. So happy days I say as it seems to have done the trick.

If this keeps up I might have to buy him one of the other patches which I saw online. I was visiting TheCheapplace.com and found a host of fantastic funny patches which would look amazing on our jackets. However the one which I'll have to buy for him soon if he carries on in this vein is the Sober patch. However at the moment I really don't think he would appreciate it. I think I'll stick to the one embroidered patch I've already bought for him at the moment. I'm kinda liking the way he's not arguing with everyone every time we go out so I don't think I should push my luck!