Why don't you hide and go fuck yourself? Why not? Tell them with this embroidered patch measuing 3.75x1.5 inches.
Someone comes and bothers you in the bar and you don't find them attractive enough and you would rather them leave you alone. Just glance at your patch, they'll get the message.
I've always had more guy friends than girlfriends. I don't know why but I've always been more comfortable with my male friends. Even as a child, my best friend was the boy who lived on my street. I preferred to play football or baseball with him than play Barbies with the girls who lived next door.
I get on well with guys and this might be the reason why girls don't like me. All through high school I never fit in with the groups of stupid girls that sat together. I always preferred to sit with the boys for lunch. I was never into dresses or makeup and would rather spend my days in a pair of jeans and t-shirt.
Now I've grown up things are much the same. While I do have some girlfriends, I have to admit that I have tons of guy friends. I am part of a motorcycle group and we go out riding together at the weekends. I am the only girl but all the guys are really good friends and they treat me like one of the boys.
However this does not go down well with these dumb chicks who try to crack on to some of my buddies when we go for a beer. They don't want me there but to be quite honest, I don't really give a shit! I'm not going to sit at home watching TV just because I make these girls uncomfortable. I mean, at the end of the day most of the guys I hang out with are only going to be using them for sex anyway.
There are a few girls who try to make friends with me in order to improve their chances with the guys. I have no time for this either. I don't want to be used so these idiots can get their wicked way with my friends. There is no way I'm going to be putting in a good word for these girls who are ready to sleep with just about anyone.
The best way to ward them off is by having a number of biker patches on my gear. The Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch is one of my all time favorites. I love this patch and it is perfect for these dumbass chicks. Seriously, go away and find someone else to bother!
There are a few of them who think they should try to challenge me too. They don't like the fact that I'm considered to be one of the guys and they think they can take me down a peg or two. Well I've had my fair share of fights with these bitches and nine times out of ten I come out on top. With four brothers I know how to fight and if you provoke me I will let rip. So if they want to push me, they will be sorry. That's where another of my favorite embroidered patches comes in very handy.
Most of the time, it won't be until copious amounts of alcohol have been drunk before the bravest of the bunch feels it is time to have a go at me. But I'm not afraid of a fight and never have been. A couple of the guys will usually be running a bet as to whether anyone is going to give me lip while we are out. Anyway the Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch shows a can of WhoopAss along with those words and one of the guys bought it for me as a joke. But I love it and it sits right at the front of my jacket so these girls are really getting fair warning when they try it on!
