Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing such as Denim or Leather Jackets, Vests, Hats, Back Packs, Shirts. Features plastic backing and embroidered die cut borders.
I have a motorcycle and use it to ride around different towns and I often meet up with other bikers on my travels. I have also been known on occasion to meet some biker chicks too. A lot of them ride with a group of bikers and as we all have common interests, we usually get along quite well. The biker community is actually very close knit and as long as you are not an asshole, you will generally be accepted wherever you go.
I usually head out at the weekend with a couple of buddies and we ride to a different town and stay the night. That way we can have a few beers and a bit of a laugh before heading on somewhere else the next day. We have actually been having a competition to see if we can pick up a different girl in each town for a one night stand and we have been doing quite well.
I have a patch on my jacket which I like to show to the ladies and it usually works. The Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch gets me more chicks than I'd care to mention to be quite honest. They think that they should take advantage of the fact that I'm up for a laugh and a quick fumble and they will never have to see me again and this mentality works for me too.
Now when it comes to biker chicks, they are not usually so easy to seduce. Maybe it's because they are more worldly or they just have a bit more respect for themselves but some of these biker ladies are impossible to get anywhere with. I have tried and so have a couple of the other guys I know but to this day only one of us has every succeeded.
And I am happy to admit it was me! However I can't take the credit here as she was as up for a good time as I was and I didn't really have to do much work. We were in a bar one Friday night when this amazing chick walked through the door in head to toe leathers. She really was a sight to behold with long dark brown hair and these amazing blue eyes. The three of us were instantly preening our feathers so to speak as were half the other guys in the bar.
She headed straight to the bar for a beer and luckily I was not too far from her when she turned and took her first sip. We made eye contact and that was that! I was hooked. I decided to be brave and try my luck chatting her up. I didn't even get that far. I could tell immediately that there were no words required. She saw my patch and laughed and then pointed to an embroidered patch on the arm of her jacket. The One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch made me laugh but I'll be honest I didn't think twice about buying her that other beer.
And it worked. We hooked up that night in a room I had booked and to tell you it was the best night of my life would be an understatement. When I woke the next morning she was already gone. I felt used but not too upset about it. I then realized how maybe I had been doing this to women for months at this stage and I have to admit I did feel a little bit ashamed. That was one night of my life that I will never forget.
