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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7073

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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P7073
This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch Description:
Some of the patches in our collection are best described as being 'interesting'. They are interesting in the sense that their messages can mean any number of things, depending on your viewpoint. The This Ain't My Fucking Hat patch is one such piece. What does it mean? Why would you wear it? There are so many questions that can only be answered by the person brave enough to put this patch on a piece of clothing.

The most logical place to mount this patch seems to be a baseball cap or some other piece of head gear. Maybe you're into the knit hat, like the beanies all the young people are wearing year round. You probably couldn't iron it to a knit hat, but you could sew it on.

The bigger question is this: if it's not your hat, whose hat is it? And while we're at it, why are you wearing someone else's hat? What we have here is a can of worms just waiting to be opened. But that's half the fun of wearing embroidered biker patches with funny messages. You get to mess with people by throwing ideas at them they have to really stop and think about.

As with so many of our smaller, funny patches, this one is a rectangle measuring just 4 x 1.5 inches. It is the typical white-on-black design meant for easy reading. A solid black border is perfect for hiding the thread you're going to use to sew this patch to your clothing. A nice tight stitch all the way around will keep it in place forever.

Whose hat is it? Only you know the answer to that question. The rest of us only know that it doesn't belong to you. At least that's what you want us to believe.