I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch - 4x1.5 inch

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  • I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch
  • 4x1.5 inch
  • This is an Embroidered Patch for Clothing
  • Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
  • Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats
  • Designed for Bikers and Vets
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  • I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch
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  • I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch, Funny Saying Patches, Sew or Iron on Patch shown on leather vest
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Product Information

  • Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
  • Color: Black / White
  • Fabric: Twill
  • Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
  • Borders: Embroidered Laser Cut Borders
  • Patch Style: Text Only
  • Material: Twill Fabric, Rayon Thread, Plastic Backing
  • Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
  • Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and press the iron on top of your patch as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. A household iron will not work as good as a heat press. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon. Watch Video
  • SKU: P7199
  • I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch Description:

    In troubled times, often the best thing you can do is laugh. Laughter is good for the soul. At least that's what our grandmothers told us when we were young. So in the spirit of finding something to chuckle over, we want to introduce you to the I Don't Make Jokes I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts iron on patch.

    The message here is both funny and sad at the same time. It's funny because it is so true. Government at all levels cannot get out of its own way. Government officials and agencies are constantly mucking things up to the point of being ridiculous. It's sad in the sense that these are the people we trust to lead the country. They aren't doing so well.

    At any rate, this is the type of biker patch you wear to vent a little frustration about something you have very little control over. Sure, it's sarcastic. It's meant to be. Along with the sarcasm is a biting element of truth that anyone willing to be honest would have to admit.

    So, how do you display the patch? Most people who are into embroidered patches sew them to articles of clothing. Hats, shirts, jackets, vests, and jeans are all on the table. Just find an empty piece of fabric large enough to handle a 4 x 1.5-inch footprint and you're good to go.

    If sewing patches on your clothing isn't your thing, there are other options. Buy a bunch of smaller patches and mount them in a frame. Attach one to a laptop bag or shoulder bag. Really, it's up to you. But first thing's first: you have to buy the patch from The Cheap Place.

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