I'm Awesome But I even things out by being an Asshole too Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing such as Denim or Leather Jackets, Vests, Hats, Back Packs, Shirts. Features plastic backing and embroidered die cut borders.
I love my girlfriend but anyone who knows me thinks that I don't. Although I don't mean to, I was end up treating her like a piece of dirt. When I'm doing it, I can't seem top help myself and most of the time when I'm treating her like crap, it is in front of our friends.
I know all her girlfriends tell her to leave me and to be honest I don't know why she sticks around because if things were the other way round I would be long gone. I say terrible things to her and I'm not sure why. They just seem to pop out of my mouth when we're out having a beer. She never really says much and just seems to shrug it off but I see the looks on her friends, faces and know they would kick my ass if I was their guy.
I think I do it because she lets me get away with it. But when we are on our own, I am so nice to her. I'm sure that makes me a complete asshole and I've tried to stop but every time I get a couple of beers inside me, she becomes my verbal punch bag. I think maybe I have some kind of problem but I don't want to start talking to some shrink because that would be like admitting that I'm some kind of freak.
I bought an embroidered patch for my jacket and got my mom to sew it on (one of the occasions where I decided it would not be a good idea to put upon my girlfriend!). The I'm Such An Asshole Patch on my biker jacket shows her that I know how bad I am sometimes and I have told her that I love her but I can't stop treating her the way I do.
I think she has confided in one of her closest friends about how different I am when we are alone because she does not seem to hate me as much as she used to. But some of her other friends don't even speak to me. This probably has something to do with one night when I was really hammered and I just couldn't seem to shut up insulting my girlfriend for the entire night. The next morning while nursing a hangover, I was continually getting flashbacks from the night before and I knew I must have really said some bad stuff as I kept getting a vision of a couple of my own buddies looking aghast.
They normally don't pay too much attention but that night I went over the top, well so I'm told by my girlfriend and her friend that still talks to me. She is very interested in psychology and I think she finds me an interesting subject. She actually decided to go online and buy me another biker patch for my jacket. She turned up at our house a couple of weeks ago with the Admitting You Are An Asshole Is The First Step Patch and I have to admit she's probably right. I may even go so far as to getting some kind of help as although I do speak to my girlfriend as though she were trash when we are out with our friends, I couldn't bear to lose her.
